1. mioinne:

TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.

    mioinne:

    TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.

    (Source: addelburgh, via angel-of-da-lord)

  2. cummingtonites:

oh god they’re already reproducing

    cummingtonites:

    oh god they’re already reproducing

    (via ilikepie-69)

  3. thesassylorax:

pi4nobl4ck:

Your tax dollar t work

Money well spent.

    thesassylorax:

    pi4nobl4ck:

    Your tax dollar t work

    Money well spent.

    (via owls-and-dreams)

  4. (Source: ohnopurple, via alexburn97)

  5. captoring:

    i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons and

    i am so using this

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    and you should too

    let’s bring it back

    (via celtickaye)

  6. celinao0o:

    trickster-butt:

    skypestripper:

    when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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    There are two kinds of people.

    (via sabrina-is-with-the-winchesters)

  7. micthemicrophone:

    cosmicmarsupial:

    So being in college it seemed like a perfectly rational thing to build a fully-functioning Wii into a toaster. Say hello to the Nintentoast.

    There is nothing about this that I do not like.

    (via the--mysterious--stranger)

  8. glamydia:

This is the white girlest post I’ve read all day

    glamydia:

    This is the white girlest post I’ve read all day

    (via egberts)

  9. kingdavestrider:

    ya-um-no:

    not-enough-fandom:

    boywonder99:

    (via)

    SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE JUST THIS STUPIDLY LONG POST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 DAYS.

    Best post ever.

    Every time this comes up i wonder if we’ve come full circle yet and here we are. Irony humor at its purest. The fucking original post is back and the fact you expected a fucking joke is the joke and this is what life has come to for us.

    (Source: onleatherwings92, via addictedtomusicandbooks)

  10. churchofsterek:

    gallifreyslocked:

    when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

    everyone lost their shit and i got second place

    If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

    (via high-functioning-hedgehog)