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ridge mooismee
fuks we-arethequeens
freshprincesubs haiikitty

roguesquirrel:

byebyewiththebathwater:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train station

I wasn’t joking
imageimage

The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.

Ah, but you have heard of him

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5secondsofgreenlightedamnesia intercosmicwarrior
jazminekhan foreveralone-lyguy
zerosara closure-d

officialunitedstates:

why’d we have to color so much in school.  it didnt teach us anything.  is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie

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missbeatlegeorge:

somedayilbelivinginabigoldcity:

dontbelieveincircumstances:

mynamekyle:

do you guys even understand?

you are opening and closing your mouth… making noises and syllables 

and absolutely all of it makes no sense but it does because we’ve applied meanings to those sounds but 

on

the

real

they mean n o t h i n g

it’s just

noises

We are getting too self aware guys.

this is the most mindfucking post ive ever read.

it gets even scarier when you think of singing

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bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

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immyequine i-survived-twist-and-shout

shouldnt:

when you get home from school and just 

image

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tokomon the-lone-adventurer
pleatedjeans youremybrandnewday